When a freshman starts telling me about his or her double major in neuroscience and political science
I am thinking it, you might as well be forced to share in it with me.
I wanted to be a lot of things when I was younger: wanted to save as many lost babies in the world as possible, wanted to improve the lives of those without the luxury of choices, wanted to educated others so that we reduced the number of well meaning blunders in developing nations. Unfortunately my judgement of others made it hard to live up to my own expectations making me feel like a girl interrupted. But before I lose my shit and brand myself a failure- I look at my family. My mini family. My loving husband who supports me through whatever and my beautiful son who brightens each moment with his big personality. Whenever I feel down or disappointed, I think of the fact that I have them and I am happy and grateful.
Thank you Greenbergs for being my boys.
lee: which real housewives is this?
lee: hmmm. southern bitches.
joko: the negros!
lee (to elon, laughing hysterically): i can’t wait till you meet your auntie dionne